Schweinsteiger
A Sunday morning, a football match in the offing, and a name that is a delight to pronounce. (Plus some inspiration from Mr. Chuck Norris) Nothing quite captures the title of this blog like this latest post. (What am I talking about?)
Here's the result :
1) the only reason bastian schweinsteiger took up football, is because he kept failing exams as he couldn't finish them in time
2) The real reason germany had to unify, is because the name schweinsteiger was too big to fit in one country
3) bastian schweinsteiger - causing buffer overflows since 1984
4) 1 Schweinsteiger = 10 x tic tic one
5) schweinsteiger lost the use of his hands after he wrote his name, that's why he became a foot-baller
6) two-thirds of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by the name schweinsteiger
7) schweinsteiger is the only last name that is visible from outer space
8) FIFA have made it illegal for Schweinsteiger to play goalie - apparently, his name is wide enough to cover the full goalmouth
9) How much space does the name Schweinsteiger occupy? Well, the Germans are thinking of going in with a 4-1-5 formation next game
10) The reason the Great Wall of China was built was so that the name Schweinsteiger could be written in Graffiti - once
11) Schweinsteiger does not give autographs - Schweinsteiger gives autobiographies
12) The reason Schwarzzeneggar ran away to California is because it is physically impossible for Schweinsteiger and Schwarzzeneggar to fit in one continent
13) Light can travel around the Earth 7 times in 1 second. Light cannot travel from one end of Schweinsteiger to another
14) Schweinsteiger has officially made a popular Mary Poppins song defunct (courtesy Amrita)
15) In the USA, the 3 second rule is one-mississippi, two-mississippi, three-mississippi. In Germany, the 10 second rule is one-Schweinsteiger
16) Scientists have discovered that the real reason the universe is expanding is not the Big Bang, but to accommodate the name Schweinsteiger
17) Schweinsteiger once decided to get a vanity license plate in his name. Today we call it the "Hollywood" sign
18) Other people have business cards. Schweinsteiger's is called the Encylopaedia Britannica
19) Sony invented the Blu-Ray to accommodate the name Schweinsteiger
20) The English Dictionary is a thousand pages long. The German dictionary has two thousand thanks to Schweinsteiger
21) In normal Football games, officials add injury time. When Schweinsteiger plays, they add Extra-time
22) Schweinsteiger's parents couldn't name his brother because he took up all the letters of the alphabet (courtesy : DK)
23) Bastian Schweinsteiger has the same number of letters as Chuck Norris and Rajnikanth combined
Here's the result :
1) the only reason bastian schweinsteiger took up football, is because he kept failing exams as he couldn't finish them in time
2) The real reason germany had to unify, is because the name schweinsteiger was too big to fit in one country
3) bastian schweinsteiger - causing buffer overflows since 1984
4) 1 Schweinsteiger = 10 x tic tic one
5) schweinsteiger lost the use of his hands after he wrote his name, that's why he became a foot-baller
6) two-thirds of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by the name schweinsteiger
7) schweinsteiger is the only last name that is visible from outer space
8) FIFA have made it illegal for Schweinsteiger to play goalie - apparently, his name is wide enough to cover the full goalmouth
9) How much space does the name Schweinsteiger occupy? Well, the Germans are thinking of going in with a 4-1-5 formation next game
10) The reason the Great Wall of China was built was so that the name Schweinsteiger could be written in Graffiti - once
11) Schweinsteiger does not give autographs - Schweinsteiger gives autobiographies
12) The reason Schwarzzeneggar ran away to California is because it is physically impossible for Schweinsteiger and Schwarzzeneggar to fit in one continent
13) Light can travel around the Earth 7 times in 1 second. Light cannot travel from one end of Schweinsteiger to another
14) Schweinsteiger has officially made a popular Mary Poppins song defunct (courtesy Amrita)
15) In the USA, the 3 second rule is one-mississippi, two-mississippi, three-mississippi. In Germany, the 10 second rule is one-Schweinsteiger
16) Scientists have discovered that the real reason the universe is expanding is not the Big Bang, but to accommodate the name Schweinsteiger
17) Schweinsteiger once decided to get a vanity license plate in his name. Today we call it the "Hollywood" sign
18) Other people have business cards. Schweinsteiger's is called the Encylopaedia Britannica
19) Sony invented the Blu-Ray to accommodate the name Schweinsteiger
20) The English Dictionary is a thousand pages long. The German dictionary has two thousand thanks to Schweinsteiger
21) In normal Football games, officials add injury time. When Schweinsteiger plays, they add Extra-time
22) Schweinsteiger's parents couldn't name his brother because he took up all the letters of the alphabet (courtesy : DK)
23) Bastian Schweinsteiger has the same number of letters as Chuck Norris and Rajnikanth combined
posted by Firebringer at 11:38 PM
3 Comments:
u r surely fine staggered errr...schweinsteigerred...!
Hey! give me credit where it's due!
Plus, I like No. 18 :D
Schweinsteiger's parents couldn't name his brother because he took up all the letters of the alphabet
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