DST

They say that it takes a child to show you what the world looks like at 3 a.m. in the morning. They are wrong. Just enroll yourself at certain educational institutions. You'll know what the world looks like at 1,2,3,4 and every other time of the morning.

The only thing different about having kids is that you are woken up at 3 a.m., as opposed to being awake throughout. After pondering over this problem for a while, people came up with the idea of daylight savings time. "Simple!", they thought "if we HAVE to get up at 3 a.m., let's fool everyone into thinking it's 4 a.m.!"

However, I'm guessing the kids did not get fooled and ingeniously adapted their body clock to still wake them up at 3 a.m. I wouldn't know, though further research is going on in this area.

Anyways, we switch back from Daylight Savings soon.