Bad boyz, whatcha gonna do?
Saturday began just like any other day. Loads of work, bright n sunny and no prospect of possibly enjoying it.
Saturday did not end like any other day. Not unless you count riding in the back seat of a cop car as normal.
For anyone ever contemplating about thinking of commiting a crime, I would say - DON'T! That was the lesson to be learnt from the ride.
The back seat of the cop car isn't the world's most comfortable place. The entrance has a rather low roof, so, for starters, you WILL end up banging your head as you enter. (Now you know why they always hold the head as they shove the alleged criminal into it). The partition between the front and the back is around 1/3rd of the way from the rear, making it totally cramped - there is absolutely no room.
The seat is made of bare plastic, which is rather greasy, to ensure that you slide around as the car moves. As for handholds, there are none! No handles to pull and open the door, no groove - nothing!
And, of course, being cops, they are allowed to drive extremely fast. Which makes the ride all the more "enjoyable".
So, the moral of the story, folks, is never commit a crime!
For those who are wondering - it was late at night and the cab around campus was shut, hence the choice of calling the cops.
Saturday did not end like any other day. Not unless you count riding in the back seat of a cop car as normal.
For anyone ever contemplating about thinking of commiting a crime, I would say - DON'T! That was the lesson to be learnt from the ride.
The back seat of the cop car isn't the world's most comfortable place. The entrance has a rather low roof, so, for starters, you WILL end up banging your head as you enter. (Now you know why they always hold the head as they shove the alleged criminal into it). The partition between the front and the back is around 1/3rd of the way from the rear, making it totally cramped - there is absolutely no room.
The seat is made of bare plastic, which is rather greasy, to ensure that you slide around as the car moves. As for handholds, there are none! No handles to pull and open the door, no groove - nothing!
And, of course, being cops, they are allowed to drive extremely fast. Which makes the ride all the more "enjoyable".
So, the moral of the story, folks, is never commit a crime!
For those who are wondering - it was late at night and the cab around campus was shut, hence the choice of calling the cops.
posted by Firebringer at 10:48 AM
5 Comments:
you called the cops coz mommy wasnt picking u up ??
Living on the edge - what if they'd recognized you? ;-)
Cops can be used as 911 when there aint no school bus?!
The bad boyz are gonna make merry coz the cops are busy dropping kids home!!!!
btw, you're hereby invited to http://sumedhonline.blogspot.com/
ooh nice, should try that sometime. did they offer you refreshments too?
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